How can I connect a purchased phone to a basic talk and text plan?

You can buy any of the SIM cards. The SIM card's going to be, like, a blank SIM card. It's not going to have a plan or anything on it. And then once you get the SIM card, you call us, and then you tell us what plan you want, and then we'll actually get that plan on the SIM card.

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Yes. You can order it online, or you can tell us any of the three locations you described.